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The Boring Newsletter, 7/5/2026

Dear Friends,

401k summer school is on break this weekend.

Ollie the poodle was born in June 2017 and died in June 2026.

When he was a puppy, one thing he learned was how to go up and down stairs.

His puppy hair led to many invitations to join hair metal bands.

Although once in a blue moon, he did have a bad hair day, like after a long day of touring about town.

Ollie had many friends, like his crime fighting partner Miss Daisy.

And there were many hobbies he loved, like looking out the window…

…chewing household items with just the right texture…

…and resting his nose on things.

Mostly though, he just wanted to hang.

His command center was the end of the hallway, guarding our apartment entrance. He did relax a little when things were quiet.

Nothing could dampen his lifelong puppy spirit, not even moving day or having to wear a cone.

Whenever I got the hiccups, he came right over to check on me.

And he frequently requested head pets.

We were very lucky to have Ollie in our lives. Love you Ollie bear.

-Stephanie